Perfect Non Pour Teapot

The cream of the crop Perfect Teapot

you never did see...

This pot has some of best features a teapot can have including: 
- monkay picked clay... the same ones that pick the really expensive tea... that they sell to tourists... who don't speak Chinese... and will never come back to China...
- wheel thrown by famous monkeys whose names we cannot share to protect the cultural heritage
- wood fired... which obviously makes it super valuable
- irremovable lid... a sought after feature of the imperial court
- one-in-a-billion shape...  not even kintsugi is this special 

which may or may not pour, may or may not be able to even get one tea leaf in, may or may not leak from anywhere on the pot, may or may not hold water... and you might just *wink wink* use for decoration.

This teapot was released on APRIL 1ST

*Any purchase of a Perfect Teapot may not be refunded for any reason(except breakage in shipping of course).